“ Iss naukri mein na izzat hai, na mazaa hai aur na matlab (This job has neither respect nor fun nor meaning ) ," is what I told my mom , who happened to tell me about this job opening for fresh engineers in BSNL.

Side Note : Ok ok , that’s not what exactly what I told my maa , but this is what an angry Abhishek Bachhan also happened to tell his papa in Bunti and Babli :p

“ If your getting started on this Gov Of India buildings , work-culture , old un-professional staff rant , please leave me out of this ! “, grunted mom , who also happens to be a government employee.

“And besides , it’s the perfect jobs for girls these days “, quipped my neighbour , entering the conversation from the main door.

“You know these IT companies …make you slog like crazy .( No aunty , I didn’t know that ! ) No ghar ka khaana. Everything from cafeteria.Girls don’t cook also. How can a working girl , manage kids,do household work and manage if she works for twelve hours a day ? No 3 months paid maternity leave also ! Who’ll take care of husband ? Computer Science for girls is … Blah ….Blah”

And you can imagine the type of conversation that followed ! And I thought , we lived in a progressive society …phew !

Moral of stupid blog : BSNL is hiring !

Beware of neighbours straying closeby !

and yay …im blogging again ! hehehe…

Things about me !

Got tagged .. Have to fill in these !

I am thinking about...
what I'll tell my kids , when they ask me , " Mamma , what does your name mean ? " Hahahaa.

I said...
Shit happens ya ! What to do ! ..just a minute back ;)

I want to..
sit in round rubber tub in the middle of the ocean, and sing ...aaaaaaaaahhh !!

I wish...
i could trust every person i met.

I miss...
being a chatterbox.

I hear...
thoughts. ( I know im blessed na ! )

I wonder...
how dogs scratch their backs ...if they've lost their hind legs ?


I regret...
Absolutely nothing.

I am...
not as difficult as u think i am.

I dance...
like a fool.No oh-so-hep disc dance for me.

I sing...
for myself !

I cry...
aloud :)

I am not always...
thinking , of what your thinking i am.

I write...
to make myself sure.( Im so sure noone gets that )

I need...
pani poori and ice-cream. God , i hate thse crash diets man !


Okay ..i tag , Saurabh , Shala , Jalpa , Rishi , Mayank.Seeyu guys with ur answers !

Zimbly Anthing !

Hey people ..moi back ! Wid all my creative juices flowing back in place again ! Hmmm...what was i doing ? Was very busy actually ..busy scrapping people ..writing crazy testimonials on Orkut ..and the things to that effect ! So , thats for the formality part !! He ha ha !

* Throws head back on chair , wonders what to type next *
*Think , Think...Think*

Aha ! Found an old group snap which had ,all the people i grew up with. Feeding high on nostalgia.Have a look ! Will write again ...once i have enough dough to put up together in a post !
Tadaa !

My True Colors !!

Your true color is Yellow!

(And now for some ego massaging ...)

You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely

bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in

your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow

it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you

show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a

lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people

feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a

warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you!


What's Your True Color?

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Wanted ....

Feeling just like an ordinary old dumb fart at your workplace ?
Need a place a place to just cool your heels , feel important , and have a nice time ?

No Problemo ! Just take an oral exam ..yesh...one at ma college !
No..No..don't let the word EXAM scare you. We all know how important exams are:p
Want some guidance , as to how to go about it ? Dont worry ...we at ship-coe(name of college witheld for no reason) , are friendly people. Here are some notes that will help you at such a
place :

1> Sleep till late in the afternoon , when the practicals are scheduled for the morning .

2> Be a little extraaw friendly with the ladies at the college.A little flurting wont do much harm.

3> Make sure you put the word "INDUSTRY" in every sentence that you form.

4> Ask questions like :

- Why are you doing engg ?
- You need water ?
- So, how prepared are you ?
-Why is your voice so low ? Louder..Louder ..Louder !!!

5> Make demented expressions .Roll your eyes.

6> Ask girls , about crazy hardware questions. Their expressions are priceless.

7> Throw your hands up in the air more often.

8> However late you get ..make sure you are taken to lunch on time.

9> Your cellphone has to..has to ring atleast twice whenever an oral is goin on.

And Golden Rule No 10 > : Never , never , never ask anything from the Syllabus.Period.



How do i know all this you ask ? Well , you know me , am i not Ms.Know-It-All. Tee..hee..hee... Hey ..hey ..wait were are you going ? I was jus.... never mind .

Sigh..next ship-coe oral exam on the 6th. :(

Friends ?

Thanks , to all our social networking sites and chat groups

and messengers , i have been changing my definitions of

"friends" for quite some time now. Though , the

"through-thick-and-thin" definition remains unaltered ..yet

my growing number of friends "online" made me ponder !!

During my schooling years , i had made a pen friend ,a twenty

four year old .. who me and my parents later met up ...and

really had lots of fun with. Might sound really strange ,that

is a eleven year old , and a twenty plus guy talking about

each other. A really sweet person ..who'd talk to me , like i

was his little sister .It felt so nice to talk to somebody

who'd not have prejudices about you. Its been years now ,

since i've spoken or written to that guy , but i'll somehow

always remember him as a close friend ..

Its since then , that I've not at all been hesitant in making

friends through such mediums ..Many of my friends used to be

like ..how can you talk to people who you dont know , how do

you not know they're not lying ?

What about people you get to meet in real life ..how do you

decide ..whether the faces they put on are real or not ?

Whether its through the internet , mail or phone or even in

real life ..i feel..if your not genuine ..you'll fall

through someday !

( Scene 1 :
Past Midnight , silent corridors , two men are pacing up and down ,
the first one looks at his watch , the second , at the sleepy hospital

attendent, sighs .....)

Nurse to Father#1
Nurse : Congrats , you are the proud father of a bonny baby boy.(runs in)

(runs out)
Nurse to Father#2
Nurse : Congrats , you are the proud father of a bonny baby girl.

Both the men , hug each other , with tears in their eyes...waiting to see their l'il

ones.Calls are made ..relatives are informed..and both of them heave a sigh of

relief. After some time passes,a doctor walks out of the room ..hands over

reports to them.But waaaittttt....says Father#1....My wife gave birth to a

boy,the report says its a girl !!!!!!

"Ooooooh no ....",says Father#2 , how did my wife give birth to a girl , 30 mins

after she gave birth to a boy ...(jokingly) !!!

"Shat up..dude ", says Father#1 , its serious !!!.I need to see my wife

immediately!!

"Chillax !! . I think our reports have got mixed up ...thats alll!! " , says

Father#2.

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Scene 2:
Father#1 and Father#2 standing , with the reports thrown on the

table , and a patient doctor , looks on ...
Father#1 and Father#2 talk on and on ....

Doctor interrupts : Oh Shut up , you two !! (looks at Father#1 ) ...
Arent you , Mr.John ?? ( he nods..)
You have a daughter
Now , Father#2 , you have had a son !!
END OF STORY !!!

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Scene 3 : Mrs.John and Mrs.Father#2 are giggling !!
Father#1 and Father#2 are holding their respective babies.


Nurse : Sheeeesh .... Mr.John and Father#2 look so alike.Both have such

similar faces . I just couldn't differentiate!!

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Yeah ...these are the first few moments of my filmi entry into the world.
Oh yes, Father#1 is my dad ...and Father#2 is in the NDA.To this very day,my

parents , keep telling me , how i dont resemble any one of them.And keep giving

me , all the very possibilities , of how my life , can be better with my "other" set

of parents.So,this blogs dedicated to my "other" set of parents ...if you are

reading this , and if you ever feel that there's lots of ice-cream in the fridge

...u always know whom to call up !!!

P.S : DAD ..hand me the ice-cream quick !!! Or else...